jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

7.16.2008



In a weird way i pissed on my face today



Classic situation, I approach a urinal, and spotted a fly. So, naturally in stealth mode I got ready to piss on it. Success! However my good aim came with a price, the determined fly battled through my golden stream and flew into my face and returned the favor. So...... In a weird way, i pissed on my own face!

3 Comments:

Blogger Andy said...

I hope you haven't inadvertantly encouraged a mutation in the genetics of the common housefly. That could be trouble.

Sat Jul 19, 08:22:00 PM  
Blogger where's Donnie? said...

Fern- Mike Planicka from BGSU here. Howdy old friend. I see you have a band, some fern-esque paintings and toilet humor...I think of a hayden album title...Everything i Long For.

Hope all is well. Holla at yer old boy. i live in Cincinnati.

Tue Jul 22, 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous The Big A said...

OK, so you pissed on yer face. What else?

- The Big A

Thu Jul 24, 06:40:00 PM  

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