The Sounds of Speedway

I was in line at the Speedway on Weber Rd..... This big construction guy walks out of the restroom and yells to the cashier "Hey bubba, Im sorry man, but your little white monster is choking to death on my turd." "I couldnt find a plunger, and i gotta go back to the site." I never saw somebody frown like that cahier in my life.

You'e Got Game, the Cup O' Joe edition

Hanging outside on a beautiful day at Clintonville Cup O' Joe. I am drinking ice coffee at a table kitty corner to a gorgeous girl. This Dousche Bag walks up to the patio with his wild ass dog, and just kinda lets go of the leash. The dog runs straight towards the gorgeous girl and immediately jumps up on her and starts sniffin' and a lickin' her. He slowly walks over with a smile on his face and says "Beep Beep Beep.... Im sorry, i taught my dog to fetch me beautiful women, and he's good, real good." "By the way, my name is Todd."



YOU'VE GOT GAME

Ears and Eyes of the Bar: part 1

As a barkeep i tend to overhear many snippets of conversation, and once in awhile what i hear is downright silly. Here are 3 examples from the past two days.

1. (3 CCAD students having a beer after class) "Do you guys agree the only woman in your life who is realistic and trustworthy is your mom?" (the others agreed with enthusiasm

2. (3 women having a drink after work) "Oh my, that dragonfly pin really spices up your outfit, you look wild at heart!"

3. (creepy guy 6 blue moons deep) "I wish women were more like children" (uncomfortable silence, as we wait for an explanation) "You know children wont leave you after 4 years to fuck some other guy!"