Butt why does this website exist?

The above image is straight out of the toilet paper encyclopedia.
I want to know why this website exists?
I'm not sure why i stumbled across toiletpaper.com butt i did!
They have an incentive, that if you contribute to the website, they will send you some free rolls of toiletpaper. Kenn Fischburg is the author of the toiletpaper encyclopedia. Why does that exist? He is also the president of toiletpaper world... Where is that? Why do they need a president? Does this guy get ladies because of his 2 impressive titles?

http://www.toiletpaperworld.com/tpw/defaultNoSupport.asp

Oh she is great!

I was at Firestone Tires waiting for an oil change, when two employees came out of the garage and engaged in this conversation.

guy #1 "hey, how is that girl you went out with?"
guy #2 "oh she is great! she's a big strong girl. she can crush a softball, and outdrink a lumberjack!"

frozen car wash

I steadily do stupid things....
Today it is 18 degrees and i decided to wash my car. I went to one of those manual car wash places on 5th avenue and dumped $4 worth of coinage into the terminal. I started to soap my car and the soap chunked up and froze instantly. So i set the water gun to high power and began to blast the soap chunks off, however with the cool temperature and wind, the water was blasting back in my face. My entire face-body turned to ice, i was sooooo cold i couldn't hold the spray gun anymore, so i dropped it. Next thing i know, the machine was beeping letting me know i only had 30 seconds left! I had no more change, so i decided to count my losses and quit. Problem was.... my door was frozen shut. After about 5 minutes i got the door open, scraped the ice off my windows, and drove home. Final results...... my car has frozen chunks of soap all over it, my skin and hair were completely iced over, and my nose was running like a track star.

slow children at play

Today i was with a driving student in a quiet residential neighborhood in Upper Arlington. As we drove down the street i saw 2 early teens with a 4 square ball standing right next to a sign that said "slow children playing" We came within about 50 ft. of the teen, and they walked out into the middle of the street and bounced the ball and jumped in the air slowly waving their hands. They made us come to a hault and proceeded to play in slow motion for about a minute. I thought it was hilarious

being called "broke" by a minimum wage employee

On new years day a friend and i went up to UDF to grab a bottle of root beer. The total was $1.39 and my companion pulled out his wallet to settle the difference. Problem was he had no cash, so he pulled out his credit card. The cashier smirked and said "wow! did you see that moth fly out of there?" It took a minute to get the joke, so she explained to us, "the wallet is completely empty, thats why i said a moth flew out of it." We kinda laughed, then she went for some more "hey there, does your wallet have green lining in it so you feel like you have money, even though you are broke?" I couldn't believe she took a second rip on my friends empty wallet, it feels weird to have a minimum wage employee bust your chops about being broke.....