dumbest face contest!

who has the dumbest face in this picture?

baby james "the puffer fish"
me "total jackass"
nate linek "the jerk smirk"

vote with your comments!

Julian: King of Defense

Today when we played basketball i was gaurded by my friend Julian. Now he is one heck of a defender, and was determined to shut me down today. Every time i had the ball he was in my face with some freaking awesome D! As the game went on he got so lost in the cause that when his team was on offense he was covering me with some serious defense, which is funny cuz when one Samual Craighead was trying to pass the ball to him, he was actually facing the opposite direction trying to prevent me from getting the ball. At this point i was confused and momentarily wasnt sure if i was actually on offense...

THE END

Why i have terrible game: Part 3

My game is awful! Last night i was at Betty's with my amigos mike and paul. There was a table behind us with 2 girls, one was super cute, the other was cute. Both Mike and Paul encouraged me to go over and talk to them, i hesitated, but decided to try. Here is the dialoge i remember.

(sit down at their little table)

me "he ladies! my name is Jeff! i ummm...."
(at this point the girls are looking at me like im lame)
me "well, my friends over there told me to try and talk to you guys cuz i don't meet new girls often"
(at this point i point to my friends at the bar behind me, but there was nobody there, they went outside to smoke)
super cute girl "no offense, but i don't see any of your friends anywhere"
me "im not kidding, i came over here just to have them see me try and talk to you guys cuz your cute"
cute girl (laughs) "well...you tried"
me "sorry ladies, i give up"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Awile back i left Huntington Bank due to a conflict. I left with some unpaid fees and a huge headache. I decided to give Sky Bank a try. It has been working out well, they treat me decent. Months back, Huntington bought out Sky Bank, and soon they will officially take over every account. So now to continue banking there i must deal with the problem i fled from in the first place. Good grief!

Dildo or Dog Toy?

Soooooo........
i was checking out my recently married friends new house, and i came across something in the master bedroom

Me "What?, um dude, What the hell?"
friend "What?"
Me "Um the dildo on your bed!" "Gross!"
friend "Thats not a dildo, its a dog toy!"
Me "Um ya, okay"

here are the facts

Fact: The dog toy seemed to be about 9 inches long.
Fact: Their dog is about 14 inches long.
Fact: Their bed is about 3 feet off the ground.
Fact: The have a bulldog/pub mix that can't jump more than an inch.

the great nose bleed experience!

i was with a driving student on monday, when suddenly his nose started to pour out with blood! I had the young lad pull over and we switched seats. I could not manage to find a napkin-tissue, and the bleeding wouldn't stop. so out of fear of ruining the Hyundai's interior i told him to pull his shirt up and collect the blood till we got to the Wendy's on 161 and Linworth Rd. He pulled his shirt over his head and it began to redden. I rip into the Wendy's parking lot and we get out of the car. He still has his shirt over his face so i guide him into the fast food joint by tugging his arm. The cashier looks up at me walking a teenager with a bloody shirt over his head and says "uh uh, what is going on in here?" I said "routine nose bleed" and walk my student to the bathroom. we looked ridiculous! As we walke dout she shook her head at us with disgust.

Lenny Kravitz

I would say this is about as lame as anything i have ever seen drawn on a wall,
who the hell quotes Lenny Kravitz?

"let love rule"
-Lenny Kravitz

You call that a fucking driveway

So this morning i thought i pulled a "dude, where's my car?" but to my discomfort that was not the case. I parked my car on Clinton St. last night. Apparently the city of Columbus considers this a fucking driveway, i call it grass and some large rocks. You would need a monster truck to park in this "driveway" but then again any open area is a driveway for a monster truck. Anyways i go to pick my car up and they slap me with 2 outstanding parking violations and a ticket on top of all that for blocking the driveway. I thought the tow would cancel out the ticket, guess not. grand total $335, sweet!

Dirty friends bathrooms vol. 1

Here is a classic.... its a soap tray made out of old soap scum from the last 10 bars!

congrats ass of 2007!

When you drive around all day, you see some funny stuff