oh magic blue cheese!

There was a magical moment as "wing night" came to an end...
Steeeeeeeeeeve dripped wing sauce into his blue cheese to form a smilie face, i do admit to positioning the lettuce to look like hair. To be honest, i think the lettuce makes him look like robin hood. What do you think??

Funny street names: issue number 1

big bird turd

(i placed my hand near the dried out bird cake to get a feel for the actual size of the dropping)

All i can say is Wow! Look at what dropped onto my driver's ed car from the friendly skies...
Its gotta be from one of Ohio's bigger birds like a red tailed hawk, turkey vulture or a blue herron...

3 questions

The other day i was finishing up a driving lesson with this kid who really didn't talk much, sooooo... with 15 minutes left i said "so if you have any questions, shoot away" The kid was silent for a few minutes as he gathered these 3 random as fuck questions.

1) If you were a cyborg, what color would your metal be, and what 2 powers would you have?
2) who would win a fight... a samurai with a huge samurai sword, or a US military sniper, with as many guns as he wants?
3) have you ever been with an asian women?

my sister blogged about corn on the cob

recently i discovered my sister has a blog, and here is a sample of some of her work...



corn on the cob
Current mood: peaceful

another ohio summer is just around the corner. i associate a ton of things with the upcoming season, but today i blog about corn.

knee high by the 4th of july....i love corn on the cob.



i've noticed in my family the corn on the cob never goes unmentioned at the dinner table. i hope other people notice this, because it's become funny to me. everytime there is corn on the cob served, be it a picnic or family BBQ, someone will comment on how good the corn is.....and people typically don't compliment the vegetables.
often comments will be something like "this is the BEST CORN!" or "WHERE did you get this corn, it's SO GOOD!" or "MMMM, this is GOOD CORN", etc.

i like corn for many reasons. from the moment you buy corn, it's exciting because someone has to shuck it. i also think it's pretty funny to watch people eat corn on the cob. (unless you suck and cut it off the cob) there is no real clean way to eat it. even with the adorable little corn holders, you still end up with corn all over your face and in your teeth. as an added bonus it makes a cool noise when you bite into it. so i'm going to stop the blogging now because i probably sound lame carrying on about corn.
but you know you agree, corn on the cob is very good.

this is absolutely absurd

so i stopped at the 24 hour McDonald's in Grandview last night, i was craving a non-white castle cheesebuger


drive thru worker "welcome to McDonald's how can i help you?"
me "ahhhh ill just take a double cheeseburger!"
drive thru worker "ummm, sorry we don't serve those at this hour"
me "seriously?"
drive thru worker "please refer to our late night menu"
me "okay, ill tell you what, ill just take a regular cheeseburger"
drive thru worker "once again, please refer to our late night menu"
me "are you serious? i can't get a cheeseburger at McDonalds?"
drive thru worker "thats right"
me "i can't belive i can't get a single cheeseburger at McDonalds"
drive thru worker "correct"

(car tires peel out)