Dumb things my friends have said that i just remembered

Ken Edwards

circa 2005

"i'm just Greg and im looking for my Dharma"

it takes a real man to admit this...

i went thru my junk box today and found a handful of expired condoms, they must have ummm...... i guess that, ummm...

i did the zombie walk

So on saturday my friends shane and jenn came over with cornsyrup, old clothes, and some kind of zombie cream, and here were the results.... We felt really awkward walking from my house to Goodale park, cuz we didnt run into any zombies. People probably thought we were just really hardcore goth. Anyways when we got to the park we were happy to see at least 200 zombies. Now its okay for you to say what we did was kinda dorky, but we were definately "outdorked" by the role players dressed in camoflauige (sic) with fake machine guns, that showed up to the walk for a chance to pretend to kill zombies at the end of the walk. It was funny too, cuz in the end they were shooting at us, and some of us decided to ignore their efforts. I heard one of the guys yell into his walky-talky "hey greenwolf, some of these zombies are not taking us seriously, its time to increase fire" That was the dorkiest thing i've ever heard in my life!

The things people say

Last night my friend was "semi- drunk" and said

"man if i was a chick, i would get laid every fucking night i went out!" with a huge smile on his face he added "i would be a total slut, i mean an average looking girl can take home a very good looking guy, with alcohol involved"

here's an interesting old photo

circa 2000
its me and my friend jim hassinger at a perty, seems normal enough... but look into the window, somehow a reflection from a Nutty professor poster ended up ,aking it look like he is watching us through the window

here's a funny old photo

circa 1998
its me and adam singing into a bottle of aftershave and an umbrella respectively

i drew this at Cup-O-Joe

this si my band tree of snakes

The King of Bacon

My roomate is the undisputed king of bacon, and just to prove it once in awile on this blog i will randomly post pictures of him frying it, buying it, smelling it, and baking it (yes he has been known to bake his bacon)


(this first photo is a candid shot of him prepping his bacon)

(this is just the look of pure satisfaction, knowing in minutes he will be putting crisp bacon in his mouth

instant lotto luck?

Today at the Sunoco gas station i bought a $1 instant lotto ticket. I scratched it off and one $1, so i traded it in for another ticket and won $2, so i traded that ticket in for a $2 ticket and lost. As i walked out the door the cashier said "hey man you were pretty lucky!" I thought about it, i won 2 out of 3 tickets, but ended up losing a dollar.... that freakin sucks!

and the Jackass of the week award goes to....

my roomate Paul Helsel!

i got my mail today and noticed, my roomate Paul received a piece of mail from himself! i think he was supposed to renew his plates, but he sent the check to himself instead of the BMV!

lol, lol

Don't shit where i eat!

So, today i decided to have a light brunch in Goodale Park. My favorite bench was open on the NW side of the pond, so i sat down and started to peel an orange. It was such marvelous early afternoon! Suddenly, I caught the foul scent of white castle breath and there was bum standing 2 feet away from me. He said "Scuse me sir, nature calls, and i gotta go" He then scurries into the tall bushes next to my bench. I catch a whiff of feces, and a voice from the bushes says "Hey there, can i get a smoke from ya when im done here?" I just got up and walked to the otherside of the pond. It was gross and it kinda sucked.

The Rager

Here is a photo sequence of what happens when 4 single guys get together on a wednesday night for a rager!