father and son: tales from the BMV

So, today i was at the BMV and outside the front door as one of my students was taking the road exam. Outside the BMV i witnessed a classic tale of teen angst vs. hardass dad.....

A father and son walked up to the front door of the BMV

angry son "where is my temps?"
tough dad "i cannot find it"
angry son "you dumbass, did you lose it?"
tough dad "dont call me dumbass, i know more about life than you will ever know schoolboy"
angry son "oh shit, its in my pocket"
tough dad "whos the dumbass now? dumbass!"

At this point i laughed, as the kid went inside, and his father lit a cigarette....

tough dad "damn 911, cannot even smoke a cigarette anywhere anymore, too much paperwork, too much security, fuck it im moving to Canada as soon as this punk finishes school. A man can't smoke, cant drink, can't even make love anymore, fuck it!"

We shot the shit as his son took the road test, 10 minutes later his son came back form the test and he looked pissed

tough dad "well... did you pass?"
angry son "does it look like i passed?"
tough dad "ha! i knew you weren't ready you dumbshit"
angry son "this is bullshit, bullshit, bullshit"

beavis, my friend's grandmother, and butthead

Over thanksgiving, a friend of mine approached me about making a painting for his grandmother for Christmas... i said "sure man, what kind of subject matter?" he said "well..........how about a painting of her sitting on the couch with beavis and butthead, and....have beavis put his arm around her!" i thought he was joking, then he gave me a photograph of her and went on to explain how that for whatever reason, his grandmother is a huge beavis and butthead fan. Anyways, i finished the painting tonight.

who's the bigger dick (anderson/fernengel) ?

so, at the end of this blog, please comment on who you think the bigger dick was....

-Last night it was 16 degrees Fahrenheight outside and i was hanging out with Adam Anderson. He wanted to have a cigarette, but it was too cold to have one outside. I sure as heck didnt want adam or myself to freeze, so i decided we could have a smoke indoors. When we finished smoking i got a can of air freshener and spayed it around the living room. One of the sprays was a direct shot onto adam anderson, causing him to squirm around. I kinda laughed, so he took his glass of water and dumped it on the floor. He said he was leaving, and offered me a ride to the general area of the Surly Girl where i was to meet Christain Lutzco. Soon after we left i noticed he was taking an odd route to Surly Girl, and he pulled over on the corner of 1st/4th st. and said "well, this is as close as ill be getting to surly girl." Which ended up being slightly farther than walking there from my house.....

so i ask, who is the bigger dick
1) air freshener spray prank jeff
2) take a long cold walk anderson

so im not proud of this behavior, but....

yesterday i passed a note and giggled in a coffeeshop-

i was sitting at cup "o" joe next to a guy (lets just call him Ben Fuller) when i heard a cheesy ring tone in the java scented air. Moments later, i hear a very young confident voice say "Hot Hot Properties, what can i do ya for?" it made me laugh, but he was right behind me so i had to kinda hold it in. I just wanted to make sure "Ben Fuller" heard what i heard so i passed him a note saying
THAT GUY JUST ANSWERED HIS CELL PHONE BY SAYING "HOT HOT PROPERTIES"
.... minutes later the voice of hot hot properties became very tense, and i noticed a note being slid onto my table saying
THERE'S TROUBLE WITH THE HOT HOT PROPS
that is when i giggled

here are the notes