land before time

a few years ago i stumbled across this photo of my friend and his brother. For some reason his brother (guy on right) looks like a baby dinosaur, so we started calling him "land before time" he got pissed off and threw this photo away. An hour or so later i went thru the trash and pulled this out. Its a funny pic!

gunstraw

this amazing piece was created by adam anderson, he used a drink straw and a candle. It looks like a handgun, do you agree! accidental artist adam anderson.....presents "GUN-STRAW"

poor drunk judgement of the night

so there was this guy walking this black chiwawa down high street tonight. As he walked by a random drunk, the drunk said "cute kitten" the guy walking the dog said "actually its a dog" the drunk said "oh.....its a little rottweiler" the guy with dog said "sorry man, but its a chiwawa" the drunk said "no shit, my friend has a pug too"

this guy sucks

so i picked up a copy of U-WEEKLY the other day and there is a section called question of the week....they asked 4 OSU students what their favorite vacation they ever had was...and this jerk says" i have never had one, and dont intend to" there is only 2 things he can mean by this #1 he is a total party pooper who couldnt have fun at chucky cheese when he was 7 years old ...0r #2 his time is too important to have fun on a vacation. Any you slice it, this guy is unlikeable!

hero or total dick?

so i was at Pizza Hut lunch buffet today, and this guy fell out of his chair and had a seizure. His friend screamed does anyone know CPR? he is not breathing! so the guy in fron of mr in line slowly walks over, gets down on the ground and performs CPR. He requests a cold towel and uses it to cool down his own head. The guys starts breasthing again and the paramedics arrive. He goes back in line and says to his daughter "that guy almost took a permanent lunch break" and starts laughing out loud as the guy leaves on stretcher. He also goes on to say "hey maybe we will get seated faster if another guy flops around on the floor anbd dies" he and his daughter again break out in laughter......what a fucking asshole!

what really pisses me off

Last weekend i was on a roadtrip, and we got off on a random exit for a bite to eat. We were going down the road when i noticed a little roadside barbacue stand. In front of the stand there was a guy in a chicken suit, so i smiled and waved at him. Instead of returning the gesture, he pointed to me, squatted down to the sidewalk, and gave me the "i wanna slit your throat" hand gesture. This event pissed me off, and continues to do so........

3 essential products of a car tire or brake shop

a copy of field and stream magazine

an old tv with terrible reception

shitty instant coffee (many times Sanka)

new dark deep thoughts

Sometimes i smile when i see weeds growing thru cracks in the concrete. In a way it is nature saying fuck you to progress (cellphones/internet/i-pods)

Why i have terrible game: Part 1

On saturday night this girl came up to me and introduced herself. She then went on to say "hey didn't we make out a couple months ago?" Instead of saying something cool i said "I don't think so, i don't make out with girls very often"

there are some forms of litter that do no harm

ice cubes are an environmental-friendly form of littering. The other day i got a dirty look from a lady in a parking lot as i tossed the ice out of my cup onto the cement. It was a hot day and the ice instantly started to melt. As i watched the ice and looked at the lady i realized i did no harm. Actually, the cement the ice melted on was slightly better off as the ice water washed away dirty sediments. There is nothing wrong woth littering ice, it cleans up after itself

Raiding the fridge with Christian Lutzco

Last night i had the honor of documenting one of Chris Lutzco's infamous fridge raids. These raids usually go by unnoticed, but this time i got it all, including a rare photo of chris treating himself to dessert after his main course.

You think the microwave hotdog is enough, but here lutzco shows us its betta with fetta!

Chris takes his first bite, he selected mustard, shredded mozzarella, and fetta cheese as his fixings for this one (notice the fridge door still open)

Chris feels there is no need to clean up, hiding the evidence is for cowards.

This is where Chris sat down and ate this messy hotdog, once again, he leaves a trail of crumbs!

There is no better way to celebrate a successful raid then by grabbing a chunk of cake!