4.28.2006
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4.18.2006
real life mario bros.

This one is sad, but true. today i was driving around with a driving student, and there was a turtle crossing the road. So after we passed it, i had my student turn around and park, so i could grab it out of the road (it was a busy area) To my horror, as i approached a car came ripping down the road and ran it directly over. The shell was crushed and blood oozed out the sides, i stood there for a couple minutes. I will never think of how the mario brothers crush the koopas with an innocent view again.
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- strummy said...
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my parents live on a hillside around saint clairsville, ohio.
so one summer day i noticed something weird out in our field. it was this HUGE snapping turtle headed for our pond. it's shell was at least 3 feet long and 2 feet wide. it was fast. it was mean.
anyway... i HAD TO stop it. if i let it get to the pond it would have ate all our fish. it also would have been REALLY hard to catch once it got in the water.
so i grabbed the longest thing i could find (a walking stick) and ran out to the field. i tried to flip it over and it tried to bite the walking stick. at one point it managed to grab the walking stick and jerk the stick out of my hands. this thing was strong.
after i finally managed to flip it on it's back, i ran back to the house and grabbed a big plastic garbage can. i don't remember how, but i somehow slid the turtle into the garbage can. i was then able to safely get it back to the house.
if we had released it near our house it could've just ended up in our pond or in one of our neighbors' ponds. so... we called my bus driver. i guess she used it to make a nice turtle soup.
true story.
letter to the editor
-----Original Message-----
From: jeff fernengel [mailto:trailofbreadcrumbs@sbcglobal.net]
Sent: Sunday, April 16, 2006 11:19 AM
To: blindamood@columbusalive.com
Subject: show preview section
that new show preview section is extremely lame, myspace
profile views? its realy sad that the alive is taking a
turn in that direction
(i got a response within 24 hours ...................)
Hi Jeff,
Thanks for your feedback, but I disagree. I think last week's preview chart
was really funny.
This week we're back to the "regular" show previews page, but we will
continue to mix it up from time to time. You can expect to see a lot more
unexpected things.
Cheers,
Brian
Brian Lindamood
Managing Editor
(he seems nice, but i still stick with my original comment, even though i misspelled the word "really" which REALLY makes you look like a dumbass when you write a letter to the editor, and i guess i respect him for not pointing out my error. I am sure he wanted to.
4.14.2006
from parts unknown
i really think this guy is the coolest video game wrestling character of all time, and sometimes i wonder where he is really from?
a) an obscure village in South America
b) or is he just some crazy midwestern guy with a great idea
4.12.2006
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4.04.2006
the worst daytime news segment ever
i was watching daytime news today and saw possibly the worst little segment of alltime. Before going to commercial they were trying to captivate the audience with "...and stick around, when we come back you will find out how central ohio can deal with the new time change!"Upon returning, they jumped into a segment where they gave viewers 5 "fresh" tips on how to cope with the new time change. 5 fucking tips!! For example tip #1 eat a bigger/healthier breakfast, making sure you get plenty of fruit. Tip #2 was after work take a 45 minute nap for the first week of the new time change. Are you serious, do you really need to change your lifestyle to make up for 60 minutes of sleep?? what??












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popcornmouth jesse is nothing compared to cottoneye joe
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