easedropping at wendy's

First of all, i am not sure how to spell easedropping. Anyways, when i am at a restaraunt by myself, i tend to easedrop.
With this in mind, today i overheard a true gem at the Wendy's on Henderson Road. It was an older man trying to connect with a misguided teenager, who just got suspended from school for a week. He did this by trying to explain the Chaos Theory, in between bites from a triple stack. The teen obviously never saw Jurassic Park, and just stared at the older man in wonder.
It was pretty cool.

this is horseshit

So why the hell did they give me shoelaces this big? These here are Etnies skate shoes, size 9 (which have 6 eyeholes) After lacing these babies up, the laces measure out an additional 24 inches! I triple knot them and they still drag on the sidewalk...

for shock value I put a standard AA battery in the photo, to show how damn long these are