What happens between massage and breakfast?
So, a few weeks ago i met a girl who wanted someone to pretend to be her boyfriend because there was this older, big redneck, relentlessly following her around the bar and staring at her in an uncomfortable manner. Three weeks later i see her again and joked about that guy. She informed me that he was just there and as he parted, he left her his "pleasure card". So he goes by the name of "Moose" AKA "The Pleasure Principal". If you are not creeped out by that, he will take your picture (nude), he will give you a massage (molestation), and he will make you breakfast (eggs and whiskey). My question is..... What happens between massage and breakfast?
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Pre-Breakfast?
he rapes you to gary numan
I wonder if you can just show up for the breakfast?
Seriously "The Pleasure Principle"
Fern, what fucking bars are you hanging out at these days to meet these people? Seriously.
Oh, how was the massage?
Next time I see you, i will not hesitate to kick the snot out of you, you little wierd looking bull queer. I live in your neighborhood. I walk your same streets and drink and your favorate bars too.
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