Ears and Eyes of the Bar: part 1

As a barkeep i tend to overhear many snippets of conversation, and once in awhile what i hear is downright silly. Here are 3 examples from the past two days.

1. (3 CCAD students having a beer after class) "Do you guys agree the only woman in your life who is realistic and trustworthy is your mom?" (the others agreed with enthusiasm

2. (3 women having a drink after work) "Oh my, that dragonfly pin really spices up your outfit, you look wild at heart!"

3. (creepy guy 6 blue moons deep) "I wish women were more like children" (uncomfortable silence, as we wait for an explanation) "You know children wont leave you after 4 years to fuck some other guy!"