guess what i saw in the bathroom?

On saturday afternoon, a friend of mine was visiting from Cleveland. We decided to knock down a couple-a beers.... what better place to start then the short north tavern? Also going on this saturday afternoon was a lesbian short north st. patty's weekend pub crawl. The bar was loaded with loaded women in green attire. After beer number 2 i had to "break the seal" so i rushed to the water closet. When i opened the bathrom door i was stunned to see a heavier set women in a sparkling green derby hat squatting down with butt pressed against the urinal back directly facing me. My jaw dropped as i saw more then i needed to see. She laughed and said "whats the matter, you've never seen a women use a urinal before?" i said "well... no, i never would of thought." she pulled up her pants and casually flushed the urinal and replied "well, get used to it, HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!"