jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...
2.13.2008
Why I have terrible Game: Part 4
So last night i was talking to this girl and she said "so no offense, but whats up, are you gay?" I said "no, thats false." So, she tried to kiss me and i was caught off guard, and ended up kissing her nose.
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See, when a girl tries to kiss me and catches me off guard I usually end up kissing her vagina.
"Uh, no that is false" who are you, Dave Gura?
So what, she was just making sure you wouldn't vomit in her mouth when she layed some smooches on you? Pretty conscientious of her.
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