Good morning..... wood!
You can file this under my most embarassing moments. So, our maintenance worker was quietly caulking our bathtub tiles this morning, and i forgot he was there. I woke up this morning wearing just boxer shorts and walked into the bathroom pitching a tent big enough for the circus. Low and behold, the maintenance guy was kneeling on the floor caulking the tub, he looked up and said "good morning" I ran out of the bathroom, and went downstairs, where i made a light breakfast. I saw him like a half hour later, and i avoided eye contact. I felt stupid. Its not easy being a guy.
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I think my favorite part of this story is your description of your breakfast as "light" amidst the tribulation. You don't want to overdo it after such trauma.
I think you should have called this one "Why I have terrible Game: Part 5".
Also, a tent big enough for the circus??? Flea circus maybe...
Dammit, where the heck was Carter? Isn't he supposed to be your wingman in a situation like this?
carter also has notorious morning wood. hysterical.
I love that you post this shit and wonder why you post this shit at the same time.
But at the very least the story made me laugh and I needed that.
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