frozen car wash

I steadily do stupid things....
Today it is 18 degrees and i decided to wash my car. I went to one of those manual car wash places on 5th avenue and dumped $4 worth of coinage into the terminal. I started to soap my car and the soap chunked up and froze instantly. So i set the water gun to high power and began to blast the soap chunks off, however with the cool temperature and wind, the water was blasting back in my face. My entire face-body turned to ice, i was sooooo cold i couldn't hold the spray gun anymore, so i dropped it. Next thing i know, the machine was beeping letting me know i only had 30 seconds left! I had no more change, so i decided to count my losses and quit. Problem was.... my door was frozen shut. After about 5 minutes i got the door open, scraped the ice off my windows, and drove home. Final results...... my car has frozen chunks of soap all over it, my skin and hair were completely iced over, and my nose was running like a track star.