jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

1.02.2008



being called "broke" by a minimum wage employee



On new years day a friend and i went up to UDF to grab a bottle of root beer. The total was $1.39 and my companion pulled out his wallet to settle the difference. Problem was he had no cash, so he pulled out his credit card. The cashier smirked and said "wow! did you see that moth fly out of there?" It took a minute to get the joke, so she explained to us, "the wallet is completely empty, thats why i said a moth flew out of it." We kinda laughed, then she went for some more "hey there, does your wallet have green lining in it so you feel like you have money, even though you are broke?" I couldn't believe she took a second rip on my friends empty wallet, it feels weird to have a minimum wage employee bust your chops about being broke.....

6 Comments:

Blogger Andy said...

She must be one of those trust fund UDF employees.

Thu Jan 03, 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Fern,

Does mocking those poorer than yourself really make you feel better?

Love,
Eleanor Roosevelt

Thu Jan 03, 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger jeff said...

bloggin dont pay $hit

Thu Jan 03, 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who takes this seriously, needs to stop reading right now. Let the guy call it as he sees it. Somebody has to ruin everything. keep bloggin'! By the way, I personally know Jeff "Fern" and he is one broke ass white boy.

Fri Jan 04, 09:30:00 AM  
Blogger Andy said...

At one point has anyone ever taken anything on this blog seriously?

Fri Jan 04, 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

Are you mocking me? As the subject of this post, I have to say: Jef,f you're a sonuvabitch!

Tue Jan 08, 07:35:00 PM  

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