jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

12.20.2007



she's on fire




Sooooooo....
There was an extremely attractive cashier at taget today and i found myself float over to her register line. There were 3 guys in front of me, and as i waited around two more dudes came over to the same line. I looked around the store and every other line had no more than two people in it. This girl now had five guys in her line and another guy came over. I overheard a guy behind me say "she's smokin' hot" and his friend said "no man, she's on fire!" I felt like a meathead but continued to wait for my turn. As i grabbed my bags, I looked over to the closest cashier, and she was looking over at this long line and just kinda frowned. She was pretty cute, and i felt bad for her. Next time Ill go into the second cutest cashiers line to make her feel better.

8 Comments:

Blogger sam said...

smmmmmokin'!!!!!!!

Fri Dec 21, 01:22:00 AM  
Blogger Andy said...

This is exactly like the "Stacy's Mom" video by Fountains of Wayne. Forget Rachel Hunter, kid. She's out of your league, and it's a felony. Go with Stacy. She's into you and she's a cutie. Plus, it'll keep you around Rachel Hunter, because you never know.

Also, good to see the blog up and running again with full, blurry picture power.

Fri Dec 21, 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger sam said...

have u ever that parody of stacy's mom that is "stifler's mom"? it's literally hilarious

Fri Dec 21, 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous baby james said...

Fern, a stand up man dedicated to the people.

Fri Dec 21, 06:56:00 PM  
Blogger verticalphil said...

too little too late with the second cashier. welcome back fern.

Sun Dec 23, 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger brooke said...

that girl looks like she's on "Tool Time".

Mon Dec 24, 11:57:00 AM  
Blogger Andy said...

How can you tell?

Mon Dec 24, 05:52:00 PM  
Blogger brooke said...

oh, you mean that's not Tim Allen?

Wed Dec 26, 10:37:00 PM  

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