jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

11.29.2007



this guy at UDF



This guy in front of me at line at UDF looked alot like Philip Seymour Hoffman. He purchased approximately $8 worth of junk food. The snotty gay clerk said "are you running snack food over to the Full Monty(a very sad short north strip club)?" The PSH look-a-like firmly said "no, why would you ask?" The clerk said "Oh come on! those girls come in here all the time and you are buying all their favorite snacks" The PSH look-a-like said "whatever, can i have my change?" As he walked out the door the guy behind me said "he's feeding the cows! man i've been to that club, those girls are nasty" After my purchase i observed the PSH look-a-like sprint across the parking lot and enter the Full Monty

4 Comments:

Andy said...

Is the Full Monty no longer a gay strip club? This is sad news.

Fri Nov 30, 01:07:00 PM  
jeff f said...

im glad you asked, its actually both now. some nights its ladies, but don't worry there are still dudue several days a week!

Sun Dec 02, 11:57:00 AM  
hinze said...

Trixy has been inside Full Monty. She said it was the most troubling thing she's ever seen. Who knows though--maybe she just said that.

Mon Dec 03, 09:11:00 PM  
Andy said...

I was there in November of 2002. A man called Mr. Tyson kissed me on the cheek completely unsolicited. Unacceptable.

Tue Dec 04, 11:15:00 AM  

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