if i was terminally ill
I decided to have a night cap at betty's. For at least an hour i sat next to a very quiet guy and sipped on some PBR. CNN was on the television, and eventually O.J. Simpson appeared on screen. The guy next to me leaned over and said "hey man, if i am ever diagnosed as terminally ill, i will find O.J. Simpson and cut his dick off and shoot him.... that way i can be remembered as the guy who castrated and murdered the most famous murderer of our time." I didn't know what to say so i said "um.... thats cool, i'll rememeber you for that!"
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That dude is thinking small. If you're terminally ill, why kill someone? Who wants to spend what little time they have left behind bars? Providing it's not a horrible wasting disease, I'd use my illness to pick up women.
"Yo baby. Ever made it with a guy who could go at ANY TIME?"
I'd get wallet sized prints of my X-rays too, just for verification.
"See that dark mass? That's going to take over my entire body in the next six months."
"You poor thing. Wanna French?"
you got mad "death bed game"
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