jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

11.20.2007



The Hillbilly Alarm Clock




For the last few months the house next door has been being remodeled. So, every morning i wake up to "FUCKING A RIGHT!" and random "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO'S!" These guys are the most amped people i have ever heard at 8:00am. Anyways, this morning, i woke up to a guy screaming at the top of his lungs. I looked out my window and there was 3 guys in a circle passing around a hot saw blade, everytime a guy grabbed hold of the blade he would yell out "Woooooooooooo!" they passed it around ofr like a minute or two. Then i shit you not, one guy yelled "Fuck! its Ray! hey Ray, where the fuck have you been?" Ray walked towards the guys with a nail gun, and shot it in the air like 2 or three times and yelled "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" All the guys started to laugh.

3 Comments:

Andy said...

Is Ric Flair training construction workers now?

Tue Nov 20, 12:26:00 PM  
Andy said...

CONTENT DROUGHT

Wed Nov 28, 08:39:00 PM  
Fil said...

I still say "Fucking A-Right" is a valid expression of approval.

You can't change your life based on others ... next thing you'll be telling me plastic spinners are trashy.

Thu Nov 29, 12:45:00 AM  

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