Why I have terrible game: Part 4
I swear to God this happened, and i didnt realize how lame i was till now
This girl was talking to me and she said
"Do you wear chapstick"
I looked at her and said
"well, sure, this time of year especially"
She said
"whats your name?"
I said
"Jeff"
She said
"if Jeff was a chapstick flavor i would wear it"
I said
"ya if i was a chapstick flavor i wold be a mixture of grape and lemonade cuz that is my favorite flavor of Kool-Aide"
END OF CONVERSATION. NO MAKING OUT.
4 Comments:
This is why you've gotta latch onto one doomed, two to four month relationship after another. It cuts out the awkwardness of just trying to hook up, missing signals, etc. It's also deeply unsatisfying, but what isn't?
You know who would have picked up on that innuendo? Scott Player. And he would have punted the shit out of that innuendo until he was deep in a passionate lip lock with chapstick girl and she was cooing over his awesome mustache.
this is funny and sad. someone blow this man.
how do you fuck that up fern? how do you fuck that up?"???
that pisses me off
"if Jeff was a chapstick flavor I would wear it"???
lamest line EVER. I say good job for not sleeping with her.
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