jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

10.20.2007



too much information





Yesterday my driving student got in the car and started to squirm around (This kid kinda physically resembled Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons and talked like a nerdy robot) I looked over at him and said, hey man the lesson is 2 hours long, so if you need to stop and use the restroom, let me know.

He said "that will not be necessary, i just did both before you picked me up." "I will not urinate in the next 2 hours and i will not need to defecate for at least 4 to 6 hours."

I said "TMI"

He said" TMI?"

I said "Too much information"

He laughed real hard as if he never heard it before and said "TMI, too much information, hilarious, i will have to use that one"

1 Comments:

sam said...

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Sun Oct 21, 02:43:00 PM  

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