jeff is an observer, a poker player, a starving artist, a rock & roller and more than anything a driving instructor tutoring young boys and even fewer girls on the finer things in life. this is his story...

 

10.11.2007



Tattoo you



Soooo..

I was in a gas station on the North end of town. The clerk noticed one of my tattoos and said

"Man, thats a weird tattoo, but i can say that cuz im a tattoo freak"
I looked at him and couldn't see any tattoos, so i said
"Hey man, you got any tattoos?"
The clerk chuckled and rolled down his right sleeve
"See this? Chinese symbols, Fire and water"
The clerk pulled his shirt down and exposed his chest
"Again, Chinese, Love and Hate"
He then untucked his shirt to expose his lower chest
"Rose wrapped in barbed wire, to symbolize a love i lost"
Next, the clerk turned around and said
"Come January, there will be a $2000 cross on my back"

I said "Damn, $2000, thats alot of ink!"
He, turned back around and said
"We are talking about a very detailed cross made out of human skulls!"
The clerk then handed me my change, and as he did, he flipped his wrist exposing yet another tattoo, and said
"Ancient Greek"

2 Comments:

Andy said...

TATTOO FREAK.

You should get one of those barbed wire roses to symbolize the loss of Scott Player.

Thu Oct 11, 11:58:00 AM  
sam said...

wow that guy stinks literally

Thu Oct 11, 04:51:00 PM  

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