service industry rule #1
Lets set the table here: Saturday night, Patrick J's outdoor patio, in the company of Kelly and Doug. A classy move by Doug, as he orders a bucket of beers from our "girls gone wild style" waitress. Damn near 15 minutes pass and still no beer bucket. Finally our waitress comes over with our bucket of beers and her story. "So, sorry Im late, one of those jalepeno poppers popped in my hair and it looked like someone just jizzed all over me! So i had to rinse it out because you don't want to walk around with jizz in your hair!" She then casually walked away as if she didn't just drop the "J-bomb"
Service industry rule #1.... Never say the word Jizz, or use any synonym of the word semen.
3 Comments:
hysterical.
I want to see pictures of all this shit, we need to start a get fern a digital camera fund.
Are we to believe that the waitress wasn't actually Cameron Diaz?
In all seriousness, why does that picture look like it's from some Farrelly Brothers trading card set? Is there such a thing? That would be great. Can't wait to collect and trade Stuck On You first editions.
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