The Great Pizza Trim

The other night i came home pretty late and pretty hungry. Earlier in the evening my roomate (Matt carter) said he had a pizza and i was welcome to a slice. So i opened the box and there sat 3 slices. One was huge so i thought, well if i take one slice, it might as well be the big one. I devoured the slice and wanted more. But, what to do? I knew eating 2 out of 3 is "dickish" so i had an idea. I got the pizza roller and decided to trim about 25% off of each slice and that will add up to a half of slice, and Matt probably wouldn't notice. Well i trimmed too much off of the slices and they looked pathetic. The one looked so bad i had to just eat it. That left one super small slice, i closed the box and put it back in the fridge. The next morning Matt said" seriously man, what the fuck happened to my pizza, how did the slices get smaller?" I confessed the whole story
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