2 men and a crackhead

So i was shooting hoops with Sam Craighead, we were standing on the basketball court on 5th and dennison. There was a low key crackhead gathering on the picnic table across the park. Moment later, we were approached by their spokeswoman. and here is what she said...

crackhead-"Hey there, is are you guys holding pumpkins?"
me- "no, these are basketballs"
crackhead-"is that a pumpkin, why do you guys have pumpkins"
me- "similar to a pumpkin, round and orange, its a basketball"
crackhead-"it looks like a pumpkin, let me see it"
(i hand her the ball)
crackhead-"its a ball"
(she shoots the ball about 2 feet in the air, and keeps picking it up and throwing it in the general direction of the hoop)