men and women are different early tuesdays (late mondays)

Sorry I am a little late with my update. My girlfriend was in town from a faraway land and I forgot to go online a lot. What I didn't forget: we are really different! Here's how:

1. Man are from Mars, Women are from Venus, boys go to Jupiter, it is true.
"In a 3rd Rock From The Sun episode, Dick, having no clue about Earth culture, fills out a crossword that reads: Men are from Mars, Women are from 'a five letter word starting with V.' Dick, incorrectly but humorously, fills in Vegas." Men say: bring that show back it the best! Women say: Yes, we are different from men. Bring 3rd Roc bace!!!

2. Handwriteing
Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. (Funy and true) (my dad writes crazy)
Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note. P.S. My wife has never shut up yet!

3. Mares and Venis in the Bathroom
Men: A man has ???? items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar soap, a towel, a compiled book of the dirtiest dirty jokes (the funy ones), a stapler, a copy/fax machine, a daguerrotype, back issues of playgirl magazine, used condoms (for tradeing in), 24 inches of lead pipe, paper clips, a personal computeres, groceries, a craves case, joke items, jokes, jakes, hopelessly hilarious jokes, a horse, some "blind" dogs, a funy animal one, a joke list, something realy funy, snacks, and a plane.
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 1: emotions.

4. Men and Womans jokes
Mens jokes are like "o man this one so funny what a good jake"
Woman jokes all take place in London in the mid 19th century and have studs and maners

5. Not so good

6. most men have car phones
women have cel phoens