Sam Craighead is a Birthday Man TODAY!

Happy Times to Sam Craighead from all of the New Dark Ages. We loves you smile.

New Dark Ages: At The Debate!

I can't believe John McCain just crapped his pants on live television (and might I add with no pre-conditions!)!(!) Did you quys see that!!? And then that other one helped him off the stage so they could go shower him and wash him. And Tom Brokaw got in the shower, too! Wow! This was a real big one!

Register to Vote Today!

Was it just me or was Palin totally hitting on us last night? She was definitely flirting. I might just ask her for her email address.

Anyway... big weekend, right!? What's going on?

Before you get too stoned make sure you are registered to vote and maybe even consider calling a friend or two just to make sure they are registered - I called my roommate Sean Guy and now he is registered and now we have one more vote for Bop Bop Peroni!

Here is a one-stop-shop, if you will, for registering to vote, requesting to vote absentee or finding your polling location: http://www.voteforchange.com/

VOTER REGISTRATION ENDS FOR REAL ON MONDAY OCTOBER 6TH! THAT'S THIS UPCOMING MONDAY! SO DON'T DELAY, DO IT TODAY!

Put down the bong Craigheads and do it!

New Dark Ages Endorses Bob Bop Perono

Get Your War On: Bailout?!

The new GYWO is here, despite the economy. Take that, John McCain.

On The Internet Video Embed: Vegina Pecker feat. Tim & Eric

Directed by Ben Folds.

Fools Goaled

Hey. Bobby gave me a blog, so it's gonna be my bitchbox while I'm in Grad. School. It's called Fools Goaled and can be found here. I complain a lot, so it'll get updated once to twice a week, and I'll be writing film reviews for the main page when school work allows. The blog will deal with basic pissing about unappreciated media, the world's best deadly waterslides, and stupid shit you can do in your own home. Thank you Bobby, and I'm b(h)onored to be in the company of the likes of Vertical Phil, Craigslist, and Fern.