george brett sez, pt. 1

hey, it's me george brett. I just wanna remind you guys to get off your whiny asses because halloween is mardi gras for the midwest. or as close as they get. so get ready for sluttery. get ready for binge drinking, I mean shit like apple pucker and fire-hot or red-hot or water-fire or whatever they call that cinammon shit these days. me and tony gwinn only drink that shit when the halloween sluts are about. if you don't have a pair of vomit-encrusted angel wings in your apartment by the morning of november 1st, you're a sad little bitch. so get a costume. fuck that. get a mask and just wear something nice. I used to have this monkey mask with a big hole cut in the mouth so I could drink beer through it. I was the beer monkey for like, three years. nobody remembers, nobody cares. sidewalk life between the bars is a big fellini movie remade by howard stern. try to enjoy it.