funuggets!

alright, that last one was pretty rhetorical, even for hall of famer/guest blogger george brett. so here's today's funugget. this one's pretty easy. funuggets are not for children. they have fun all the time. so funuggets are just for adults that have to blame themselves if they're stupid enough to perform the funugget.

gummy bear rancor pit

pretty much just what it sounds like. first you take some gummy bears. they're cheap. then you play with them on the edge of your kitchen sink. then you flick that lightswitch by the sink that doesn't turn on a light, and you throw those fuckers to their doom. me, I'm not fond of the pineapple bears; they irk me. like those bastards at haribo and black forest didn't have the mental capacity to conceive of grape gummies.