history of stuff, pt. 1

over 4,143 blowjobs take place around the world every single night. that's incredible! but did you know that blowjobs were once known as "spitties"?

the term was coined by the infamous kilatumsah, north dakota harlot nan "the pan" abbott way back in 1872! apparently nan was inspired by how much her patrons were using the stoons in her saloon/brothel, so much so that she started to keep a stoon up in her "personal" quarters next to her bed. only she didn't spit tobacco juice into it, if you catch my drift. nan's idea caught fire like a bad flare up of the herp, and soon whorehouses everywhere were offering "spitties" from bismarck to baton rouge.



"Say, honey, how much for a spitty?"