I hate to be the one to break this to you, but that's not toilet paper.

We had a few people over to the pad on Tompkins Saturday night. Although I had a great deal of fun, it was by no means a balls to the wall heavy metal vomit party. There were about ten or so folks hanging out on the porch, just having a beer and bullshitting with each other. It didn't even go on too late, everyone took off by about an hour or so after midnight. After all was said and done, it turned out to be a rockin' good time.

When I woke up on Sunday and went into the bathroom, I happened to notice that one of the magazines on the shelf above the toilet had a piece of the cover ripped off of it.

I then realized that the toilet paper was on the top shelf, way out of reach from the seat of the toilet. That was when I just went ahead and assumed that someone had just used the cover of my ten year old issue of Entertainment Weekly to wipe their ass. Which was all well and good, these things happen in life.

But then, I noticed exactly how the cover had been ripped. Here it is.

BEFORE:

AFTER:

Maybe it was just as I had surmised in the first place, a random act of somebody in dire need of some wiping material.

Or It could have been that a person using the bathroom just really wanted that picture of Leo and Kate, and made off with it like a thief in the night.

Or it may have even been a case of someone knowing that there was toilet paper in the bathroom who just thought that it would be cool to wipe their ass with Leonardo DiCaprio's face.

Endless possibilities.