I Googled myself today.

This was the first time that I have ever Googled my own name and actually ended up finding something about myself, and not just a bunch of nonsense about other dudes with whom I happen to share the same name. My blog here was actually the fifth one on the list. This was officially the proudest moment of my career as a blogger.

And here's the next coolest thing that I found.

This is some guy who was taking part in some sort of bachelor auction that took place in Sarasota, Florida over a year ago, which was a just hop, skip, and a jump from the town at which I had been residing at the time.

Had I been privy to this, I probably would have gone to this auction, bid top dollar for a night with him, and just ending up bullshitting with the fella about how many people have asked us if we were related to J.R. Ewing.

Or Patrick Ewing.

He would have totally kicked my ass.