This is my new favorite commercial.
In my opinion, this guy had no intention of breaking into this lady's home. It seems to me that he was just walking past the house minding his own damn business when she took his picture, and he just really doesn't like getting his picture taken. Notice how he was just standing to the left of the window, disappeared, and then returned from the right side. He was only over there getting something to break her window with, because getting his photograph taken really pisses him off, and he just needed to let off some steam. Then, when the alarm went off, he made a rapid departure because he has sensitive ears. Besides all of that, it's a really crappy shot, just look at it.
Not only is it ludicrously out of focus, but the kids are supposed to be the subject of the picture, and they're in the bottom left corner. This poor woman doesn't even know digital photography 101. I wonder if she ended up putting this in her family photo album, or maybe even hanging a framed 8 by 10 of it on her living room wall.
The guy kinda looks like Howard Stern.




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That is a pretty sweet commercial. I bet he really hates ballet, probably because he had the wrong body type for ballet himself. I actually know this is true because he's my dad.
Was that David Hasslehoff? Personally I think the hoff was just breaking in to party, I hear he rocks it pretty hard like that.
He saw the camera and the girls dancing and was like "shit kitt its a fucking party lets break some windows and drink some cold ones!"
But the alarm bells scared the Hoff off.
Fucking Brinks ruined it, she could have been partying with the hoff-man.
--JB
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