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Dick Takes The Piss
Certainly you’ve been reading over on Donewaiting about famous comedian Andy Dick’s wild time in Columbus last weekend. If not I’ll give you the Cliff’s Notes: Andy Dick really loves to pee on things. And not just anything, just about everything! People, places and things! He reportedly tried to soak some fellas in the bathroom of a local gay bar. He landed a direct hit on at least one patron in the bathroom of the Funny Bone Comedy Club (at which the club's managing partner called it one of the worst experiences with a performer in the club's history). He was said to be peeing in cups and throwing them at cars in the Easton Mall parking garage. He was photographed peeing (while simultaneously text messaging??) outside his car in another locale. And at 7:42AM on Monday morning Columbus Police finally sniffed out the giant trail of urine spread all across our city and standing at the end of it was none other than Andy Dick – doing what he does best, apparently – spraying proud lilting arches of warm golden byproduct across the sidewalk and wall of Avenue One, a condominium building at 431 W. 1st Ave. It begs the question: Does Andy Dick have the smallest bladder in Hollywood or is he just the coolest man alive?
i declare thursday: Larry's Night!
 School will start soon = Larry's will be packed with dick-rascals, so.......... lets all go out to Larry's this thursday things to do there 1) frozen Margs 2) frozen Margs 3) frozen Margs 4) frozen Margs
PARTING SHOT
 Tonight is the epic showdown to end all epic showdowns. Myself (Gregghead), Dave Treneff, Jim Cowman, Julian Lee, and Aaron Shaver will be taking on Fern, Hinze(l), and ??? (probably three dudes that are 7' tall). The court is on 5th ave., not the one on 5th and Highland where we usually play, but the nicer one a block down (closer to High St.). Tipoff is at 6:30 pm and we are playing to 20, with a break at 10. After a winner is a crowned, unorganized games will follow and THEN there will be a PIZZA PARTY, so bring $5 if you want pizza. Probably Adriaticos. Both teams will probably need some substitutes or at least people with shoulders to cry on after such an intense battle. Bring friends and water.
a lil' treat at andyman's tonight!
 Shane Sweeney and Micah Snabel of 2 cow garage will both be playing "open mic night" at Andyman's tonight!
Please Pardon My Dust
I am moving this week and so it will probably be quiet around here (this website) until Monday-ish. That is unless Fern or Craighead actually decide to step up and earn their paycheck for once. P.S. Don't count on it!
We Hate Mixtapes #16
Ugo Cerletti's Wake Dreama Bo Davis Production One man's journey into schizophrenia: 1. Sam, The Old Accordion Man - George Olsen and His Music 2. No One Wants an Alien - Wipers 3. City Hobgoblins - The Fall 4. End the Game - Flipper 5. Black Coffee - Black Flag 6. Rip This Joint - Ex-Models 7. Fall Breaks and Back to Winter - The Beach Boys 8. Quasar - Mike Rep and the Quotas 9. Big Show / No Go - Cock E.S.P. 10. Birdies - Pere Ubu 11. An Experimented Terror - The Greek Fountains 12. Joes is Here - Eddie Cantor 13. Can't Find my Mind - Cheater Slicks 14. Fading All Away - Jay Reatard DOWNLOAD IT HERE >>>
This Week in Rock & Roll TV: August 20 - 26, 2007
Here's the line-up:
MON 20: The New Pornographers on Letterman TUE 21: *Rooney on Kimmel WED 22: *Blonde Redhead on Conan THU 23: *Stephen Stills on Leno THU 23: The Clicks on Craig Ferguson THU 23: *Lily Allen on Carson Daly FRI 24: Duke Spirit on Henry Rollins [IFC] FRI 24: *Mando Diao on Conan SAT 25: *The Best of SNL 2006-07 SUN 26: Subterranean [MTV2] * = Episode previously aired Check local listings for show times and channels in your
area.
Sunday Busy Sunday
Here’s some quick hitters for your much-needed day of rest:- Terribly Empty Pockets play (their last Columbus show EVER!?!?) at Bourbon Street tonight with Jordan O’ Jordan, The Lindsay and Midnight Wild Streets. Early show 7-10PM.
- The Rentals return to Columbus to play The Newport with Copeland and Goldenboy. Doors at 6PM. It’s $15 and All Ages.
- HBO’s Big Love moves to Sunday nights at 9PM. Only two episodes left this season. It’s gettin’ goooo-ooood!
- Speaking of HBO, Flight of the Conchords is also on tonight. Turns out it may be one and done for this show (like it is for John From Cincinnati) and that would just be totally wrong.
- And finally, tonight is the big Fantasy Foosball Draft for myself and Fern and several other NDA regulars. I'm hoping to pick up Rube Peterstuck (he's double-jointed in both wrists). Wish me luck!!
Have a great Sunday FRIENDS!
friday's lunch outing
 Jonny's "home of the superburger" i have always wanted to try this place out, and i finally read a review, it seems decent! when: 12:oo Friday where: 3503 Trabue Rd. (west side of columbus near the intersection of Trabue and Hague, as usual if you need a ride meet me at my house at 11:45
On The Video Internet Embed... Duct Tape Bandit, Baby!
This Week in Rock & Roll TV: August 13 - 19, 2007
Here's the line-up:
MON 13: *White Rabbits on Letterman MON 13: This Is Spinal Tap (1984) [VH1C] MON 13: *Gogol Bordello on Henry Rollins [IFC] TUE 14: *The Smashing Pumpkins on Letterman TUE 14: *Clap Your Hands Say Yeah on Conan WED 15: Chuck D on Tavis Smiley THU 16: Viva Las Vegas (1964) [TCM] FRI 17: *Andrew Bird on Letterman FRI 17: *Editors on Kimmel SAT 18: The U.S. vs. John Lennon (2006) [VH1C] SUN 19: Subterranean [MTV2] * = Episode previously aired Check local listings for show times and channels in your
area.
The High Strung Are Giving Away Their Van!
 For those of you who haven't heard, The famous High Strung Van had a bit of a breakdown forcing us to leave it behind in Savannah Georgia or risk missing shows. Now we offer this van free of charge to you. Thats right! FREE!! IF you are in the Savannah area or making a trip to the Savannah area the van is parked at the Comfort Suites Hotel at the Savannah / Hilton Head Airport. Take Interstate 95 exit 104. Turn east and go about half mile, turn north on Crossroads Parkway. The hotel is located on the right.
The Van's Diesel motor still runs like a champ and there are new breaks and tires. The problem lies in the transmission. Now don't get scared. There's a good chance that it's only the speed sensor. This is a $70 part! If it is you got a great van for 70 bucks. If its a deeper transmission issue then you could be looking at a thousand dollars. Either way it's a winning situation.
The van is sitting in the hotel parking lot, unlocked with the keys in the ignition. First one to drive it away keeps it. And it will drive away. Write to us here and we'll send you the title.
The Race is on!! Go Get It before the cops do!!
The High Strung
NDA Italian lunch buffet, this friday
 hey everyone, its Jeff! For this friday italian lunch buffet series, i present to you... Morone's Italian Villa 1490 Bethel Rd, Columbus, OH (strip mall on the corner of bethel/godown) this excellent ital;ian lunch buffet features great pizza, chicken, pasta salad, salad, rigatoni, etc. its very good and its like $5.99! Im gonna go there this friday at noon, if anyone wants a lift up there, be at my house by 11:45, if not meet me there. lets do this!
SLUM-B-Q 4
The Slum-B-Q has become a sort of annual right-of-passage for Columbus, OH. At the end of each summer we as a music community get together to enjoy each other's company and bid adieu to the thick August air. Many of you already know that Slum-B-Q 4 is all set for Saturday, September 8th inside and outside of the Carabar in Columbus, OH. What you may not know is that throughout the course of the day we will be staggering over 20+ acts across three stages along with beer, grilled grub, an art bazaar, a P.I.G. basketball tournament and a friggin' dunk tank! Our headliner, White Rabbits (who have been compared favorably to the Walkmen and Les Savy Fav), recently performed on the Late Show with David Letterman. Their newest album, Fort Nightly, was also named one of the top ten things "to do" this week by Entertainment Weekly Magazine. Pitchfork gave it an 8.1. They should be a lot of fun! Best of all, the event is FREE and ALL AGES (outside)!!!!!!!!! And beer sales go to charity, so come ready to DRINK!!!!!!!!!! We'll spend the next few weeks leading up to the Slum-B-Q by rolling out some of the other scheduled performers. If you have any questions get in touch, otherwise enjoy the soothing sounds of our first featured artist...  Mp3: “ Provin’ It To Squirrel” 4.80MB Internet: http://www.myspace.com/heavymoleFun Fact: Heavy Mole lists Paul Shaffer and the World's Most Dangerous Band as one of their biggest influences. Additional information about Slum-B-Q 4, future events, press materials, and related images are available upon request. It is also important to note that we strongly encourage people to bring cameras and any recording equipment they would like in order to document Slum-B-Q 4 for archival purposes.The whole shindig is organized and brought to you by The New Dark Ages. For email inquiries: staff [AT] newdarkages [DOT] net
We Hate Mixtapes #15
Thanks to The Lindsay's DJ Johnny O. for this inspired emo mix... Melon Collie & The Infinite Sandals Side A: 1. Moon River - Henry Mancini 2. My Mysterious Death - TJSA 3. Hasta Manana, Monsieur - Sparks 4. Sickle Clowns - The Pretty Things 5. Homeless - Old Skull 6. ELO Kiddies - Cheap Trick 7. Po' Boy - Bob Dylan Side B: 1. Any Major Dude Will Tell You - Steely Dan 2. Big Black Smoke - The Kinks 3. Hold Onto the Rail - The Great Unwashed 4. Cycles Per Second - the db's 5. The Ledge - Fleetwood Mac 6. He's Gonna Step On You Again - John Kongos 7. Bang Bang Lulu - Lloyd Charmers 8. Satan's Bed - Pearl Jam? http://www.sendspace.com/file/76msfe
This Week in Rock & Roll TV: August 6 - 12, 2007
Here's the line-up: TUE 7: Modest Mouse on Conan WED 8: Biography - The Beatles' Women [BIO] WED 8: Hot Hot Heat on Leno THU 9: Editors on The Daily Habit [FUEL] THU 9: Public Enemy on Kimmel FRI 10: Gogol Bordello on Henry Rollins [IFC] SAT 11: *Sufjan Stevens & Calexico on Austin City Limits SUN 12: The Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav SUN 12: Subterranean [MTV2] * = Episode previously aired Check local listings for show times and channels in your
area.
On The Phonograph... Moviola.
 Moviola"Gone To Seed" { Mp3 - 5.68MB } Dead Knowledge { Catbird, 2007 } Moviola is our city’s equivalent to the grizzled veteran and/or the crafty left-hander –- they just keep on coming with high-quality stuff while completely disregarding the ordinary laws of nature (and music) by seemingly getting better with age. Both Dusted and Muzzle of Bees tapped them to pitch this week. Sure the hot-shot rookie might be the sexier pick, but these are the guys I have the most confidence in to deliver when the lights shine the brightest. And the moral of the story is: if you haven’t picked up a copy of their latest record -- Dead Knowledge -- you might as well hit the showers punk, because you can’t coach those who won’t listen. Buy it here >>>
The Michael Showalter Showalter with Special Guest Andy Samberg
On The Political Trail... Sen. Mike Gravel.
The guy has some good balls and a big old whopping set of ideas.
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