Carry On! Make It Work! Another Catchphrase!

The good news: We’re all still alive! Am I right?

The bad news: Do you really want to live in a world that is releasing discs by Celine Dion, Alicia Keys and Duran Duran ALL ON THE SAME DAY!?!?!?!? ?

I know… it’s almost too much.

Tomorrow Fern will be covering the release of the new Dane Cook and Ralphie May comedy albums on his weekly live blog streaming.

I however will be spending all day getting ready for the season four premiere of Project Runway!!!!!!

We’re excited again about our broadband connection! Am I right?

Tim Gunn promises the best group of designers yet! We’ll see, Tim. It’s funny though, I looked through the bios of this season’s group and it’s almost like the Real World where you know that there is gonna be this stereotypical casting. On the Real World it’s the one gay dude, the frat dude, the dumb blonde who likes to get naked, the alcoholic, the cutter, the other dumb people and the token minority. Only on Project Runway it’s like: the gay dudes, the lesbian, the lesbians, the righteous older lady, the fat older guy with hemorrhoids, the sass, the frass, the handyman, the 80's, the “neck piece” and the token minority. Guess what? They’re all here!

So, tune in Wednesday night at 10pm on Bravo and then we can all talk about it on Thursday (with spoilers!).