Bourne On The 3rd Of July
I know it’s a given that many of you know what today is but I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention such a very special holiday. It's fun because we get to explode fireworks for excitement and celebration. It's Tom Cruise's birthday! And Big Willie Style is bringing the bean dip!!
Cities all around the country will be exploding fireworks tonight in the name of Tom Cruise. Columbus is no different as thousands and thousands of people travel to the mighty banks of the Olentangy River to witness a jaw-dropping display of exploding fireworks.
What does your city do to celebrate Tom Cruise’s birthday? Better yet, what do you do personally to mark the special occasion?
We’ll be watching Rain Men and eating Tom’s Cruise-Missile Nachos (a secret family recipe). Believe you me, by the end of the night there will be some Days of Thunder in our bathroom, if you know what I mean.
- Jerry Maguire
2 Comments:
We should totally turn the occasion of Tom Cruise's birthday into an extended celebration and watch a movie of his every night until we just can't take it anymore. I give it two nights. We could start out with Legend, 'cause there's unicorns and shit. Vanilla Sky would have to be next, 'cause Tom gets horribly disfigured and that was pretty funny.
and then mark kozelek walks up and says "fix your fuckin' face man"
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