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Trump Challenges McMahon

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) says that its flamboyant chairman, Vince McMahon, will face off with real estate mogul and reality show host Donald Trump in a "hair match" for Wrestlemania 23, the pay-per-view event planned for April 1st in Detroit. The loser will shave his head. The winner has to grow a 70’s porno bush. Sorry, those are the rules.

Air force demotes Playboy poser

Speaking of porn, a US Air Force sergeant of some 13 years who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been removed from active duty and demoted. If you’d like to probe the matter of Ms. Michelle Manhart vs. USA further you may want to click over to Say Anything Blog which contains some decidedly “non-work safe” investigative materials. You can be the judge, the Judy and the Joe Brown.

ABC Commits to Kimmel

Speaking of boobs, ABC and Jimmy Kimmel are close to a multi-year extension that would keep ABC’s late-night franchise in place beyond the 2009 season. Despite the fact that 73% of Americans thought his show was cancelled three years ago it turns out Kimmel’s ratings are actually up double digits in both adults 18-49 (17%) and total viewers (13%) season-to-date. On a side note: Donald Trump’s hair.