Three Link Circus

David Lee Roth & Van Halen Reuniting

Sources tell Billboard.com a contract could be signed as soon as today for a 40-date amphitheatre tour by Van Halen this summer, with original frontman David Lee Roth back in the fold for the first time in more than 20 years. Hahahahahahaha... I guess this settles our little message board poll once and for all! Actually the strangest part of this announcment isn't even the fact that Diamond Dave is back in the mix. It's the fact that Eddie Van Halen's 15-year-old son Wolfgang has stepped in for original bassist Michael Anthony. It reminds me of that old saying. How does it go again? Um... old enough to drive (almost), old enough to play live (with Van Halen). Or something like that.

'Hobbit' human 'is a new species'

The tiny skeletal remains of human "Hobbits" found on an Indonesian island belong to a completely new branch of our family tree, a study has found. And in the distance I could have sworn I heard Shane Sweeney shouting: "I hate my human life! I wish I had furry feet and could just run around The Shire with a bottle of whiskey!"

PC World says farewell to floppy

The time has come to bid farewell to one of the PC's more stalwart friends - the floppy disk. Does this mean Craighead has to retire his "boot disk" jokes, too!?