New Dark Ages Meets Olde Dark Ages UPDATED W/NEW PHOTO 01/14

This nerd wants to use this as his senior picture, but his LAME principal won't allow it. The ACLU has been called in to save the day. Full story here. The (f)Art movement has already got dibs on this picture, so don't even think about it. Here he is seen "just chilling" at home:


And here's a link to his myspace friendster page. I cannot verify it's authenticity, but the picture is still totally glorious and that's good enough for me.