Happy 30th Joshy and Wags!

Technically, there may be more important days in history for birthing a double dose of enigmatic figures than December 18th, 1976. For example, January 12th, 1809, the day that both Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born was pretty special. Or perhaps, May 19th, 1925, the day that both Malcolm X and Pol Pot were born? Shit, did you know that Michael Jordan and Larry the Cable Guy were both born on February 17th, 1963? Their mothers totally got ‘er done!

Anyway, while these other dates may be a little more fashionable, with their trendy “starfucker” appeal, none of them mean quite as much to me as December 18th, 1976. You see, that’s the day that two of my bestest friends in the whole wide world were created: One Mr. Joshua Fecher and a certain Mr. Matthew Wagner. I love you both like brothers and I hope you have a magical 30th!

Remember, "they" say 30 is the new 10, so fuck it, let’s trade baseball cards and drink juice boxes ‘til we puke and pass out!!