VALUE menu VOTER

so earlier i voted the shit out of this new electronic touch screen voting booth WITH a paper trail and when it came to the "non-partisan" elections, i had no idea who was what and whatever. so i figured, better to not vote than to accidentally pick the wrong ones. but there's one that i need to tell you about. his name is TIM HORTON. i was trying to only vote for democrats, but when you see a name like TIM HORTON, you don't really have a choice. i voted for TIM HORTON so hard i almost broke the voting machine. i voted the fuck out of TIM HORTON. turns out, he's a democrat too. sweet. anyway, toss your political views aside and be a VALUE menu VOTER. also i just ate at wendy's. vote for TIM HORTON long and vote for TIM HORTON all night.