ANOTHER BLACKWELL SCHEME UNCOVERED

Hey guys, we need to call MoveOn.net because I think I've got a lead on the Britney/Kevin breakup. It's called Ken Blackwell. He used this election to draw public attention away from "The Cutest Couple Ever" and it's caused permanent damage and irreconcileable differences. I don't know who voted for this breakup, but someone better hurry up and fix this or we're not going to get to see K-Fed on TV or in magazines ever again. Oh and can somebody get me a copy of his album so I can review it and give it 4 out of 3 stars?