In Theatres This Weekend

Let’s face it, The Departed will be the far superior film, but most of us will be heading straight for that ugly spill on aisle nine: Employee of the Month. The folks at Lionsgate will be happy that their cleavage and pratfalls-heavy marketing has paid off! Me? I’m going for the Andy Dick, if you know what I mean?

Employee of the Month was directed by Greg Coolidge and stars Dane Cook, Jessica “The Boobs” Simpson, Dax Shepard (of PuNkEd FaMe!), Harland Williams and the aforementioned Dick.

Other stuff opening this weekend includes: 49 Up, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Little Children and of course, Martin Scorsese's The Departed.