Snakes On The Motherfuckin' Contest Plane

We’re five days (or less) away from the highly anticipated release of New Line Cinema’s Snakes on a Plane. To celebrate the opening weekend of the film Fern has offered to buy tickets for two clever New Dark Agers who offer up what he judges as the best caption for the picture below. Not only that, but he’ll provide the transportation to and from the theatre as well. And furthermore, I’ll buy for one more winner. So, that’s three winners in all for the Saturday matinee showing, August 19th, of Snakes on a Plane!! Please email your entries to snakes [at] newdarkages [dot] net or leave them in the comment section. Sorry, but only greater Columbus residents eligible. Deadline for your entry is midnight the evening of Thursday, August 17th. You're gonna go anyway, why not go for free with two pretty cool dudes and a couple of other folks you may or may not know. It just may be your chance at a true love connection?! Good mutherfuckin’ luck.