Why Are You Here And Not At Bonnaroo?

No worries. We already know the answer to that question, it's one or more of the following.

A> It's hot.

B> It's expensive.

C> They smell.

D> You refuse to be seen at any show where Gomez will be playing.

E> You're gonna see Devendra Banhart at Pitchfork.

F> You can just stream the show here anyways.

G> No David Lee Roth on the schedule.

H> Too far to walk.

I> They really smell.

J> You're a TV/VCR repair man but your real passion is nail care.

K> Mosquitos love to bite you.

L> No weed.

M> In NYC with Necropolis and 23 bucks.

N> Fuck you.

O> AIDS.

P> Cuz I have the new Sonic Youth record right here, man.

Q> Hounddogs doesn't deliver to Tennessee.

R> George Bush.

S> No shirt. No shoes. No service.

T> You plan on seeing Nacho Libre 42 times this weekend.

U> You're parched.

V> You're allergic.

W> You're room is a mess.

X> Seriously. What is that fucking smell!?

Y> None of the above.

Z> Now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me?