Poker In The Rear

This just in: Dennis Rodman says online-poker just as “exciting as running with the bulls (in Pamplona)”.

But not quite as exciting as Celebrity Big Brother UK.

Seriously though...

Running with the bulls = pretty exciting... not bad.

Playing online-poker at GoldenPalace.com = Better than having sex with Carmen Electra! And Madonna!! At the same time!!!! While running with the bulls!!!!!!

Next thing you know he's gonna be claiming that GoldenPalace.com is more exciting than Pillsbury Toaster Strudel and that's where I will draw the fucking line mister.