The Final Countdown

So, tomorrow is 6/6/6 and doomsayers around the globe have us all booked for the next flight to eternal damnation. I have to say, the thought of burning forever in a pit of hell fire doesn’t exactly have me doing back flips. And as the date draws closer and closer I can’t help but look around at all the signs and think that these morbid prognosticators just might be on to something.

For example, did you know that Paris Hilton has a reggae album coming out? If that isn’t a clear sign that the end is near I don’t know what is. She claims to have actually written the lyrics to seven of the songs on the record not including the cover of Rod Stewart’s "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" The fact that she knows how to write now clearly shows that she has entered into some sort of evil pact with the devil.

What else? Oh yeah...

Paris Hilton has a fucking reggae album coming out! Holy shit!!

What signs do you see that prove the end is near?