And Now To Present Dwyane Wade With The NBA Championship Trophy… Little Patrick O’Keefe

But, seriously, were these not the best NBA playoffs since Bird, Magic and Jordan? I commend the men and women of the NBA and all that they did for us this year. Especially this playoff season. And I commend commissioner David Stern for looking like a poor man’s Mel Torme. And last but not least, I’d like to thoroughly commend Shaquille O’Neal because he showed that not only is he a rappin’ genie-with-an-attitude that’s ready for slam-dunk fun, but he can win without Kobe Bryant. And man do I hate Kobe Bryant.


Also, you probably missed it, but the dude from Dr. 90210 coached the Carolina Hurricanes to the NHL championship last night. How he pulls that off, I’ll never know -- the guy is a master of time management. You're born with skills like that. In any case, congrats to the Hurricanes and the four people who watched the game (that’s including myself and Dan Watson).

Isn't it funny when people look like other people? SPORTS!!!!!!!!